Birthday Wishes

To My Old Sister:


Happy Birthday to my sister.
If I spanked you,
my young hand would blister.

No candles for your birthday cake.
We knew a mess,
that flaming 30 would make.

Hopefully you had a good day.
If you didn't,
that boy is going to pay.

I think that's all I have to rhyme.
Happy Birthday,
we all had a great time!

Sincerely,

Your Much Younger Sister