Fashion Police

I was walking downtown Salem this week and this is what I saw: a high schoolish aged boy walking with his friends. Pretty run of the mill, except for the outfit. I think he must have woken up late or dressed while he was still asleep. He had on two different socks - not that Ross isn't wearing two different socks right this second, but at least they're both white and ankle high. This guy had one short, white, athletic sock and one black, kind of saggy, calf high sock. I could see his socks because he was wearing basketball shorts. I noticed his basketball shorts because they seemed oddly out of place paired with his knit sweater. I'm pretty sure this guy won't be winning any best dressed awards.