Stay At Home Mom Say What?

Can I be a stay at home? I don't want the mom part, I just want the stay at home part. It sounds nice. I am collecting too many hobbies to have time to work. I think working might be overrated, except for the part where it funds my hobbies. I need a sugar daddy. (That's a joke, Ross - don't get your panties in a bunch.) My co-star got to stay home today with her baby girl. I was kind of jealous for a second, then I remembered how much sleep she didn't get Sunday night and thought she can have her day off work and her four hours of sleep too. Suddenly PE with seventy hormonal teenagers seemed a lot more appealing. We played bump in basketball. I lost repeatedly and without a shred of dignity. We played soccer, and I fell on my face. I made them run, and it was good.