The Ross-hole drivin' me crazy.

Here's why:

Ross: Hey Bob?

Me: What?

Ross: Can I see your butt?

Me: No.

Ross: Can I touch your butt?

Me: No.

Ross: Do you want to see my butt?

Me: No.

Ross: Do you want to touch my butt?

Me: No.

Ross: Hey Bob?

Me: What?

Ross: Butt dance!

(Picture Ross channeling a little Beyonce here.)

Me: Groan!