The loneliness of the long distance runner...

These are just a few snippets of conversation I heard during track practice today.  (These are college boys, mind you.)  

Conversation #1

Boy 1: I have my goatee in a bag.  

Boy 2: What?  Why did you keep your goatee.

Boy 1: I had it for a long time, I'd grown attached.  When I cut it off, I saved it in a bag.  

Gross!

Conversation #2

Boy #1: Have you twins ever fought?

Twin #1: Yeah.

Boy #2: Who won?

Twin #1 and Twin #2: I did.

Boy #1: You guys probably tied, you probably did all the exact same moves.

Twin #2: No, I'm more of a street fighter, he's more tae kwon do.  All I need is a metal cage and a chair.  

Boy #2: A Lazy Boy?

Twin #2: Yeah, I just spin it around and pull the foot rest...

And that, my friends is why long distance runners are lonely.